Steve Bannnon Excited about New Scalping in Arizona
Stevie Bannon (no relation to Stevie Wonder) is excited about bringing back the Policy of Scalping. Said Bannon “… This policy brings back American Values. Our organization support scalping of Americans from Arizona (Native and Non-Native). Our goal is to scalp any person who considers this new policy as old fashion.” When pressed whether this proposed policy will pass Congress, he stated that the Trump Administration is extremely happy with the results. “Our crack research team has identified the bounty for Scalps…” stated Bannon in a glee of extreme joy. Research that Scalps will now be worth $12,987.43 adjusting for inflation of when this policy was first implemented.